Annoying Orange – Rolling in the Dough


-[distorted voice]: Luke… Luke…
I am an orange. [laughs]
-[grunts]
-Whoa! It’s Jabba the Hutt!
-Jabba the what now?
No, I think you’re–
-All mixed up?
Nope, that’s you, Jabba. [laughs]
-Ugh, I feel like I pulled a muscle in there.
-Hey! Hey, Doughboy!
-What? What?
-Did you lick the beaters
or did the beaters lick you? [laughs]
-Oh, would you just shut up?
-Yeah, I guess that’s the “yeast” I could do. [laughs]
-[groans]
-Hey! Hey, Doughboy!
-Hey, can it, fruit-for-brains!
-Hey, Doughboy!
-What?
-Rolling pin.
-[groans in pain]
-Whoa! That’s just flat-out “wrung.” [laughs]
Ooh, ow.
Hey, have you tried wiggling?
-Well, of course I have.
It’s no use; I’m stuck.
-Ooh, hey, what if we greased you in butter?
-I am greased in butter.
-Ugh, too much information, dude.
-[groans] This is the worst day ever!
-Hey, hey what’s going on over th–
[suspenseful music playing]
Uh-oh.
-What? What is it?
-Um… nothing.
-That didn’t sound like nothing.
-[laughing nervously]
-Oh, no–!
[groaning]
Hot! It’s hot!
-Yuck, you should take a shower.
You look all crusty. [laughs]
-If by crusty, you mean golden brown.
[chuckles] I tell you Orange,
that oven was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I feel firm, like I can take on the world.
-Hmm, I don’t know.
You look like a “loafer” to me. [laughs]
-You think I’m full of hot air? Huh? Huh?
[both laughing]
-Knife!
-[groans in pain]
-Yah!
Don’t worry, Loaf.
I’m sure that will “heel.” [laughs]
-Oh no, this is gonna hurt.
Agh! My face!
-Ooh, ow.
-My face!
[yelling in terror]
-Stupid Heel, where’d he go?
-[groans] Can’t… move… my… face.
-Whoa, dude, I think you’re toast. [laughs]
-Oh, this is not good.
-Man, you’re really having a “crummy” day. [laughs]
-Is it hot in here or is it just me?
-I don’t know. Let’s ask Butter.
-Huh? [screams]
-Ah!
-My face! My beautiful face!
-[groans, spits]
-Ugh, talk about a “smear” campaign. [laughs]
-Shut up!
-Geez, it’s not like I’m trying to butter you up or anything. [laughs]
-[groans] Shut up!
-Hey, hey Heal!
-What?
-Knife! Again.
-Ow!!
-Ugh…
-[groans]
-Oh, poor Jabba the Loaf-Heel.
I really liked him. Hmm…
I’d send him flowers, but they’re already here.
Hey! Hey, Flours!
-Make it stop.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
-So then I said,
“The only way to stop him is with flour power!” [laughs]
-Kill me now.

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