Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony


HEY, I KNOW ARE YOU IN L.A. AT
THE MOMENT, IS THERE ANYWAY YOU
CAN HELP ME GET TO, WITHOUT.
I’M IN A REAL RUSH AND THE
TRAFFIC IS AWFUL.
OH, YOU’RE THE BEST.
THANK YOU, I’M RIGHT OUTSIDE.
OKAY.
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS.
(APPLAUSE)
>>HI, JAMES.
>>James: THANKS FOR HELPING
ME GET TO WORK.
>>IT’S MY PLEASURE.
>>James: I HAVE NEVER KNOWN
TRAIVELG LIKE THIS.
>>I KNOW, SHOCK A BLOCK.
>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
>>LET’S.
>>James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT IS
ON THE RADIO.
♪ YOU MUST THINK
THAT I’M STUPID
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ YOU MUST THINK
THAT I’M A FOOL
♪ I’M NEVER GONNA LET YOU
CLOSE TO ME
♪ EVEN THOUGH YOU MEAN
THE MOST TO ME
♪ ‘CAUSE EVERY TIME I OPEN UP
IT HURTS
♪ SO I’M NEVER GONNA GET
TOO CLOSE TO YOU
♪ EVEN WHEN I MEAN
THE MOST TO YOU
♪ IN CASE YOU GO AND LEAVE ME
IN THE DIRT
♪ BUT EVERY TIME YOU HURT ME
THE LESS THAT I CRY
♪ AND EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE ME
THE QUICKER THESE TEARS DRY
♪ AND EVERY TIME YOU WALK OUT
THE LESS I LOVE YOU
♪ BABY, WE DON’T STAND A CHANCE
IT’S SAD BUT IT’S TRUE
♪ I’M WAY TOO GOOD AT GOODBYES
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: NOW YOU, YOU LOOK
LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON FROM
WHEN WE FIRST MET, IT ANNOYS ME
A BIT BECAUSE WE STARTED THE
SAME DIET AT THE SAME TIME.
AND NOW I’M SORT OF JUST ON MY
OWN AS THE BIG GUY.
AND I FEEL LIKE– THERE’S ONLY
TWO WAYS THIS CAN RECTIFY
ITSELF, EITHER– EITHER YOU GET
BIG OR I LOSE WEIGHT, SO THERE’S
ONLY ONE WAY THIS WILL RECTIFY
ITSELF.
>>I’M GOING TO GET FAT AGAIN.
>>James: NO, YOU’RE NOT.
>>MY PLAN IS TO KEEP MY WEIGHT
DOWN FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS.
I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN CAVTAIN.
WHEN I’M OLDER IN A CAVTAIN JRS
HUGE SUNGLASSES, AND ALL YOU
EVER TALK ABOUT IS PEOPLE COMING
UP TO THE HOUSE.
>>COMPLETELY.
AND I JUST WALK AROUND WITH MY
OSCAR AND GRANNY.
>>James: AND YOU JUST REGALE
STORIES.
>>YEAH, AND
♪ YES I DO, I BELIEVE
THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE
♪ WHERE I WAS
RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
♪ AND IT’S HARD
THE DAYS JUST SEEM SO DARK
♪ THE MOON, AND THE STARS
ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU
♪ YOUR TOUCH, YOUR SKIN
♪ YOU TOLD ME NOT TO CRY
WHEN YOU WERE GONE
♪ BUT THE FEELING’S OVERWHELMING
IT’S MUCH TOO STRONG
♪ CAN I LAY BY YOUR SIDE
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
NEXT TO YOU, YOU
♪ AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE ALL RIGHT
I’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU
♪ YOU
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
>>THAT’S AMAZING.
>>James: YOU ARE ONE OF THE
FIRST PEOPLE TO EVER DRAW ANY
ATTENTION TO THE SONG.
>>James: REALLY?
>>YES, YOU WERE, YOU DID A
TWEET SAYING YOU LIKED THE SONG.
I THINK I WAS WORKING IN THE BAR
AT THE TIME.
>>James: NO ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>>COUNTRY.
>>James: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT.
>>AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD,
THAT’S AMAZING.
HE LIKES MY MUSIC.
>>James: I DIDN’T KNOW YOU
WERE WORKING IN A BAR.
I HEARD THAT SONG AND I REMEMBER
THINKING I JUST HEARD A VOICE I
WOULD LISTEN TO THE REST OF MY
LIFE.
♪ YOU AND ME WE MADE A VOW
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE
♪ I CAN’T BELIEVE
YOU LET ME DOWN
♪ BUT THE PROOF IS IN
THE WAY IT HURTS
♪ YOU SAY I’M CRAZY
‘CAUSE YOU DON’T THINK I KNOW
♪ WHAT YOU’VE DONE
BUT WHEN YOU CALL ME BABY
♪ I KNOW I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
♪ I KNOW I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: DO YOU EVER GET STAR
TRUCK.
>>I’M ALWAYS CONFUSED WHEN A
MEET ACTORS YZ WHY.
>>BECAUSE THEY LOOK HUGE ON
SCREEN AND THEN YOU MEET THEM
AND THEY ARE TINY.
>>James: TENNEE WITH BIG
HANDS.
YOU MEET LIKE BRAD PIT, HE IS
VERY, VERY SMALL AND HUGE HEAD.
>>YES.
[BLEEP]
>>James: RYAN GOESLING IN
PERSON, STOP, STOP, OH MY GOD.
WHEN I LOOK AT RYAN
GOESLING– GOSLING I’M LIKE,
TECHNICALLY WE’RE THE SAME
SPECIES.
>>HE’S BEAUTIFUL.
>>James: WE’RE HAVING
CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS, I
UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN I’M OUT WITH
JULYS, MY WIFE AND WE WILL BE IN
THE SUPERMARKET OR SOMETHING,
AND SOMEONE WILL SAY OH, THIS IS
JULIA MY WIFE, AND THEY WILL GO
OH.
I’M NOW THINKING WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT.
I’M SO MANLY.
AND THEN I’M LIKE I CAN’T WAIT
TO HOST THE TONY AWARDS.
THE TONY
♪ WHEN I SIGNED MY DEAL
I FELT PRESSURE
♪ DON’T WANT TO SEE THE NUMBERS
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I WANT TO SEE HEAVEN
♪ YOU SAY COULD YOU WRITE
A SONG FOR ME
♪ I SAID I’M SORRY
I WON’T DO THAT HAPPILY
♪ WHEN I GO HOME
I TEND TO CLOSE THE DOOR
♪ I NEVER WANTED MORE
SO SING WITH ME
♪ CAN’T YOU SEE
I DON’T HAVE
♪ MONEY ON MY MIND
MONEY ON MY MIND
♪ I DO IT FOR
I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
♪ I DON’T HAVE
MONEY ON MY MIND
♪ MONEY ON MY MIND
I DO IT FOR
♪ I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ MONEY ON MY MIND
I DO IT FOR
♪ I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: NOW IS THIS TRUE, I
READ THAT YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL
ONCE TO GO TO A LADY GAGA
CONCERT, IS THAT TRUE?
>>YES.
>>James: DID YOU GET IN
TROUBLE?
>>I GOT PUT IN UNIT FOR THREE
DAYS.
>>James: WHAT IS UNIT.
>>THAT’S LIKE ALL DAY YOU ARE
IN A CLASS REALLY AN TEACHER HAS
TO WALK YOU TO THE CANTINE.
>>James: FOR GOING TO STEE
GAGA.
>>BUT I FORGED A LETTER FROM
PIE DAD ON THE LIBRARY COMPUTER
AND I FORGOT TO LOOK, AND THE
LIBRARIAN JUST SAW– AND THEN
CALLED PIE DAD.
AND THE EXCUSE WASN’T GREAT.
I SAID I WAS GOING TO A FUNERAL.
>>James: SAM CAN’T BE IN
SCHOOL, HE WILL BE AT A FUNERAL
AND ACTUALLY WERE YOU LIKE RA RA
AJAJA
♪ GUESS IT’S TRUE
I’M NOT GOOD AT
♪ A ONE-NIGHT STAND
BUT I STILL NEED LOVE
♪ CAUSE I’M JUST A MAN
THESE NIGHTS NEVER SEEM
♪ TO GO TO PLAN
I DON’T WANT YOU TO LEAVE
♪ WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND?
OH, WON’T YOU STAY WITH ME?
♪ ‘CAUSE YOU’RE ALL I NEED
THIS AIN’T LOVE
♪ IT’S CLEAR TO SEE
BUT DARLING, STAY WITH ME
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: ARE YOU BAD AT A
ONE-NIGHT STAND?
>>I USED TO BE AWFUL.
[BLEEP]
>>James: NOW I GOT IT DOWN.
>>NOW I GOT IT DOWN.
♪ I’M YOUNG AND I’M FOOLISH
I’VE MADE BAD DECISIONS
♪ I BLOCK OUT THE NEWS
TURN MY BACK ON RELIGION
♪ DON’T HAVE NO DEGREE
I’M SOMEWHAT NAIVE
♪ I’VE MADE IT THIS FAR
ON MY OWN
YOU WON’T FIND ME IN CHURCH
♪ READING THE BIBLE
I AM STILL HERE
♪ AND I’M STILL YOUR DISCIPLE
I’M DOWN ON MY KNEES, I’M
♪ BEGGIN’ YOU, PLEASE
I’M BROKEN, ALONE, AND AFRAID
♪ I’M NOT A SAINT
♪ MAYBE I’LL PRAY
♪ PRAY FOR A GLIMMER OF HOPE
MAYBE I’LL PRAY, PRAY
♪ MAYBE I’LL PRAY
I’VE NEVER BELIEVED
♪ AND YOU KNOW, THAT I’M GONNA
WON’T YOU CALL ME?
♪ CAN WE HAVE A
ONE-TO-ONE PLEASE?
♪ LET’S TALK ABOUT FREEDOM
EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END
♪ EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END
WON’T YOU CALL ME?
♪ CAN WE HAVE A
ONE-TO-ONE PLEASE?
♪ LET’S TALK ABOUT FREEDOM
EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END
♪ EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: CAN I TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR LOVE OF FIFTH
HARMONY.
OH MY GOD, WHAT IS IT YOU LOVE
SO MUCH.
>>WHEN I HEAR THEM I FEEL FREE.
I FEEL– .
>>James: YOU FEEL FREE WHEN
YOU HEAR THEM.
>>I FEEL FREE, I FEEL ALIVE, I
FEEL LIKE THE WOMAN IN ME IS ON
FIRE.
AND I JUST WANT TO, I DON’T
KNOW, AT HOME HE I LISTEN EVERY
TIME I GO OUT, MY WEDDING SONG,
I WANT TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE TO
IT.
I LOVE IT, IF I GOT FIFTH
HARMONY AT MY WEDDING.
I WANT THEM PLAYING FOR ME.
>>James: HILARIOUS.
>>YEAH, FOR MY WEDDING I HAVE
GOT A WHOLE PLAN FOR IT.
I WANT A FUNERAL FOR MY SINGLE
SELF BEFORE MY WEDDING.
>>James: OH MY GOD, THIS IS
GETTING OUT OF CONTROL, OUT OF
CONTROL.
>>I’M IN AKOFFIN.
AND THERE ARE ALL THESE POWER
POINT PRESENTATION ABOUT MY
SINGLE LIFE, LEAK HOW FUN IT WAS
AND EVERYONE IS LIKING LIKE
WE’RE GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH,
AND I RAISE FROM THE COFFIN AND
EVERYONE RAISES AND TAKE OFF
THEIR BLACK AND ARE WEARING
WHITE.
>>James: GOD HELP YOUR
HUSBAND.
>>HE IS GOING TO LOVE IT.
>>James: GOD HELP YOUR
HUSBAND.
>>THIS IS WHAT SAM WANTED TO
DO, YOU KNOW.
YOUR PARENTS ARE LIKE BRACE
YOURSELF.
DO I GET A FEUN RALT FOR MY
SINGLE SELF.
NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS VERY MUCH ABOUT ME.
OH DEAR.
>>NO, I’M OBSESSED WITH THEM.
I’M JUST A HARMONIZER.
>>James: I GUESS WE SHOULD
TAKE A LISTEN THEN, SHOULDN’T
WE?
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I AIN’T WORRIED ‘BOUT NOTHIN’
I AIN’T WEARIN’ NA NADA
♪ I’M SITTIN’ PRETTY, IMPATIENT
BUT I KNOW YOU GOTTA
♪ PUT IN THEM HOURS
HEY, IT’S ME, I’M WITH SAM, AND
WE’RE DOING WORK FROM HOME.
BUT I FEEL LIKE 2 COULD BE SORT
OF ELEVATED SHOW.
(LAUGHTER)
ARE YOU CLOSE PI?
IS THERE ANYWAY, JUST TO GIVE IT
A LIFT.
>>NO, NO!
OH MY GOD!
(APPLAUSE)
>>OH MY GOD!
>>HOW ARE YOU?
OH MY GOD.
>>OH MY GOD
(LAUGHTER)
>>I’M ACTUALLY SHAKING.
IT’S INSANE.
>>NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>GOOD TO MEET YOU.
>>THIS IS MY DREAM.
>>James: OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
ARE WE READY?
ARE WE READY, GIRLS.
>>YES
♪ I AIN’T WORRIED ‘BOUT NOTHIN’
I AIN’T WEARIN’ NA NADA
♪ I’M SITTIN’ PRETTY, IMPATIENT
BUT I KNOW YOU GOTTA
♪ PUT IN THEM HOURS
♪ I KNOW YOU’RE ALWAYS
ON THE NIGHT SHIFT
♪ BUT I CAN’T STAND THESE
NIGHTS ALONE
♪ AND I DON’T NEED NO
EXPLANATION
♪ ‘CAUSE BABY, YOU’RE THE
BOSS AT HOME
♪ YOU DON’T GOTTA GO TO WORK,
WORK, WORK, WORK
♪ WORK, WORK, WORK
BUT YOU GOTTA PUT IN WORK, WORK,
♪ WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK
YOU DON’T GOTTA GO TO WORK,
WE CAN WORK FROM HOME, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH
WE CAN WORK FROM HOME, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH
♪ ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>HAVE A NICE WEEK, GUY, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.
OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY
WERE HERE.
THAT HAS MADE MY YEAR.

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