Smug Cycling Guy – Foil Arms and Hog

Smug Cycling Guy – Foil Arms and Hog


Morning John. Wow. What’s up buddy? Why do you look like you just won the Tour de France? I cycle to work. From where? Across the Pyrenees? No, home. You live like 10 minutes away. That’s correct sir. Can you stop that please? How much did all this gear cost you? Around 600 quid. That’s more than the bike. Oh no I got a new bike. Carbon fiber, two and a half grand. What? But it’s 1.5% more efficient. So it save you like 20 seconds? No, no. 18 And I see you’ve started filming your commute? That’s correct sir. Some great archival footage there. Maybe we should watch it sometime over beers? That would be great, I’d really like that. You look ridiculous. What else am I meant to wear to cycle? Like “normal clothes”?? Ye. No… You can’t… That’s not how it… Aerodynam… You just can’t, the man in the shop said so. I hate to break it to ya Carl, But you’re not a professional cyclist. If you want to cook yourself dinner, You wouldn’t need to buy a pair of chequered pants, And a stainless steel kitchen. If you want to go river fishing, You don’t need a trawler and a harpoon. If you want to lodge money in a bank, you don’t need a Secure-Core Van And a riot helmet. Or a brief case with a chain attached to it… You’ve made your point. No I’ve got some more. If you want to drive to the shops you don’t need a roll cage and a navigator. Say what you want ye. But my commute has gone from 40 minutes to 20 minutes So if you will excuse me? I’m going to go have a shower and get changed and I’ll be back in about 20 minutes. Where is Tom? Don’t you normally give him a lift? Oh no he said he’d walk. Ok. Ahhh… Nothing like a brisk half mile to really wake you up in the morning. Doomdah. Hi we are Foil Arms and Hog. Thanks a million for watching our video. We have a new video every Thursday Please subscribe to our YouTube channel. Also our Irish tour is being announced next week. Ye if you want to check that out. Do me! Do me! Next Thursday we’ll have all the dates. Also a lot of our videos have Spanish subtitles so check out… Every Friday for those. Doomdah

100 Comments on “Smug Cycling Guy – Foil Arms and Hog”

  1. Funny and looks good with good acting but I'd suggest better quality sound and perhaps some filter in post production to make the video less cold.

  2. Had a pair of lycra shorts myself. Had to give it up and go back to cotton. Couldn't handle the attention. Too much of a poontang magnet.

  3. Love love love the bit at the end. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. These guys know their cycling. That's a Ti-Raleigh outfit. They won 10 out of 22 stages in the 1978 Tour de France, 8 stages in 1977, and 6 stages in 1979. Overall one of the strongest teams ever.

  5. I used to have a neighbor who raced professionally on the Audi cycling team & he is the only person I have ever met who actually needed a carbon fiber bike, no one else does. Ever.

  6. β€œI cycle to work”
    β€œFrom where, across the Pyrenees?!”
    Jesus that part made me laugh for about 20 minutes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈ

  7. I just realised my husband is a smug cycling guy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Lads, come to Stockholm! Bring a bit of class to this country πŸ˜‰ nah seriously, love your vids, if ye ever do wander this way be sure to mention it, I’ll be the Cork boi in the front row haha

  9. …or we just accept that some people like looking professional and not pester them about it? It's like buying a sports car or a 4×4, when you only drive in a city, except 20x more expensive

  10. I used to live in a small city where everyone was literally like this. It was weird how it was the norm and anyone else who didn't act like this was the weird one.

  11. You probably don’t remember the video but Mom and Dad got a video and you were calling them selfish and saying hi Naoise you probably don’t remember but anyways…. THANK YOU!!!!!

  12. Jesus christ! i thought i was the only one who looks at the cycling guys get ups thinking WTF is that shit! and WTF is all the sponsorship looking bollocks!

  13. A yankee here wishing you guys would tour in the US some day. Can't get enough of you guys. Always get a good laugh from you guys.

  14. since choosing the name Foil, Arms and Hog – Conor has gotten good at playing the straight man. πŸ˜‚

    also, I wonder if they intentional sit in order in the end card. πŸ”šπŸŒˆ

  15. It,s the wankers who cycle on the footpath who piss me off, time they paid fucking road tax just like other transport.
    Get the arseholes off the fucking pavements, do you understand keystone kops , fucking piss heads ….
    Do your fucking job….

  16. Now days instead of mid life crisis= dudes waste 3 to 5 grand on a faggy road bike instead of a mahooosive motorbike! Pussies

  17. "My commute has gone from 40 minutes to 20 minutes, so if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go have a shower, get changed, be back in about 20 minutes"

    That line got a snort out of me, not gonna lie.

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