Sonic Pinball Party! Ehhh, here at the Peter Knetter channel,
It is my pride and joy…
…to bring you the most obscure probably pretty terrible Sonic games that I could possibly find.
Arcade, story, tutorial, party
Tiny Chao Gar-
Best game. Sorry. Oh my gosh. It’s the same one in Sonic Advance, what?
That’s what they used to call me back in…
Casinopolis? Heck yeah.
Well, it’s Cream and Cheese
This is roulette. Pick where you think the light will stop.
So far none of this has to do with pinball, but…
Wait, what. Oh… Oh oh… oh
Can’t we just like actually choose what we want to bid on instead of happening to use pinball things?
“So far none of this has to do with pinball”
Anyway, let’s do some actual pinball cuz this is a pinball…
Story mode. How do you put a story to pinball?
Then again, they’re making a Tetris movie trilogy in Japan.
It’s a sci-fi(?)
Peace has returned to the world after Sonic foiled Dr. Eggman’s last evil plan.
Dr. Eggman is about to disrupt the peace once again. Sonic must save his friends at the pinball tournament.
But of course!!!
What better way to stop your nemesis than hold a pinball tournament?
But not just any pinball tournament: a special pinball tournament to see who’s the pinballest.
Sonic the hero of justice… Sonic’s the hero of justice now?
You aren’t going to the tournament, are you? You should give up before you hurt yourself.
Pinball’s a dangerous game, Sonic. “What did you say, faker? Y’alright you asked for it”
He’s just trying to be a good friend. He’s like, “Sonic, please don’t hurt yourself”
I know pinball is important to you, but this is a dangerous game. Eggman is a dangerous man
I’ll make you eat your turds!
You can win if you get 10 million points.
I will fight you you won’t win!
You can win if you get 10 million points.
And so, Sonic began his journey of pinballs.
*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* Good, thank you!
inhis journey of pinballs, the hero of Justice is extremely good…
at arcade games.
You have to be in a world like this to save your friends.
D’your parents ever tell you that you’re…
Spending too much time at the arcade, or maybe your spouse tells you you’re spending too much time at the arcade.
Wasting hundreds of dollars in quarters just to get high scores,
tell them: one day…
When they get captured by Eggman and have to be saved via means of a pinball tournament…
They’ll be sorry.
At this rate, we will have 10 million points in about 10 million minutes.
Why is that arrow pointing up there? I don’t understand.
Change character?! Tails! Hey Tails!
Don’t you boo me!
“Chao Samsara?” What? Chao sriracha?
I don’t know what any of this mea- shoot bonus ring light… okay.
Super Jet! Hit the bumpers and score big! ‘Kay!
I don’t know what’s happening.
Well. We’ve almost got 1 million points, and it’s been about 5 minutes. We’re gonna be here for about an hour.
By that logic.
Am I doing that right? I think I did something very…
good. Pretty sure.
I’m learning. I’m getting like no points, though.
Quit booing me ya t**d!!!
game over. you lose.
Well good. I didn’t want to be here for an HOUR!
DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT
I was expecting more from you, Sonic. go back and practice. I’ll be here to take you on any day.
It’s pinball, guys!
Ok, well that… maybe we’ll go back to that if I figure out how to be better.
Let’s try some party.
I’m gonna guess thats multiplayer. Let’s go back and see Gambling With Cream™©®!
OH MY GOOOOSH
*Peter snaps along to the music because it’s good*
All right, back at it again trying to get 10 million pinball points to save our friends from NUKLS???
Where did that come from!? I can’t even see where the ball is half the time!!
egg mode. What’s an egg mode?
What is any of this????
E G G
Defeat Eggman under the time limit. But it was E G G !
Oh my gosh, it’s E G G !!!
Must have to hit him… *angrily* not that I know how.
How did that not hit E G G ?
E G G you cheat.
92 seconds to kill E G G ! ! !
Shut up! Okay, We’ve got…
*Mid-yawn* 140 thousand points! (That might be what he said.(I don’t really know though.))
And, it throws us back to the main menu…
Augh, we have to redo (stammering) All the dialogue!
RING! collect the rings under the time limit. okay.
Oh, I’m getting a lot of points for this!
Okay, okay, gotcha.
Alright, I’m down for this. I’m getting a lot of points for this!
Whoof! okay, rings are the way to go! I’m halfway there, Oh my gosh!
And it’s only been like 10 minutes.
Thought this would take at least a year.
You got 68 rings!
NO I WAS… SCAH I WAS CLOSE THOUGH!!!
Please! My friends are going to die!
*Grade-A, quality salt*
This is also my last fall.
Which is nice…
*More top-quality salt*
Have to get it in that hole underneath him.
I have no idea how to aim that well.
*Furiously pressing all of the buttons*
Hey Tails, welcome back buddy…
it’s good to have you here Tailssszzz
*Pubescent Tails voice* UUUUUGH, SONIC YOU GOTTA COLLECT THE RINGZ!!!1!1
*Same voice* THERES A TIME LIMIT AS ALWAYS YOUR GIVEN IT ON YER LAST LIEF SO YOUD BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF ITT
I T S A W H A L E
(Stammering) How?! How can you do this to me!?!?
And now the ball’s not gonna drop in time ‘cuz it has got to do all these
NOW I GET IT IN!!!
Spawn the darn ball. Spawn the ball! THANK you!
*inhales microphone* You know, I never really liked Sonic Spinball either. I never saw the point of like…
Pinball in the form of a video game.
I love space pinball on Windows XP. Why has nothing else, ESPECIALLY Sonic, been able to capiure that?
Shouldn’t be that hard.
This game shouldn’t be as hard as it is.
10 million points 10 mi- 10- 10 mil-
I can’t even get ONE.
last one. last one. last one. Game, I’m giving up on you!
I’ve had quite enough of your shenanigans.
Okay E G G … Let’s go, E G G .
*Falcon punches the air*
*The sound of a lost soul*
*Throws a spare controller*
*bag of chips ASMR*